The Great Vampire Pimple

Count Dracula was ready to deliver the much awaited sermons ‘To Drink or Not to Drink Blood from Humans With Cholesterol‘ and ‘How to Drink from Drunk People‘ when he saw the little pimple on the right side of his cheek, and got his attention again on another one on the left of his nose. He waited for twenty four seconds in memory of the twenty four thousand and twenty four people he had drunk blood from, and screamed “Mayday; vampire mayday”.

Vampire Bat, Vampire Owl, Vampire Penguin, Vampire Panda and Vampire Crocodile came in at the same speed, and hit Dracula dropping them all on the floor with the Panda on the top.

“Get off, you fake vampire Panda. We all know that you are just the Kungfu Panda faking to be the Vampire Panda” yelled the Vampire Owl.

“This is all your fault, Vampire Crocodile. My bones are breaking. What have you been eating?” asked the Vampire Penguin.

“I am the one who said mayday. So can I be saved first before arguing, please?” asked Count Dracula.

“Yes, your honour, Lord, legend, and everything else about which neither we or you have no knowledge about. Sir Dracul” greeted the team.

“My dear vampires of the world. I stand before you, weak and unable to control this evil which has forced itself upon me. This has never happened in the past, and as you know that I am very old, there is a chance that such a thing has never happened to a vampire” announced Count Dracula.

“What is it exactly? I don’t see anything” remarked the Vampire Penguin.

“You see my face? This is what happened” said Dracula, pointing to the pimples.

“Holy Vampire Chronicles” screamed the Vampire Crocodile.

“I doubt that this is an evil plot by the humans. May be they have used the genetic research to unleash an evil virus on us which can lead to the end of our kind. They are training special mutant soldiers whom they call the scientists” said the Vampire Panda.

“Can you live with it?” asked the Vampire Bat.

“No, I can’t. It is draining my confidence and feeding on my vampiric abilities. It is a lot like a parasite sucking my energy. I can’t even transform into potato chips now” complained a sad Dracula.

“Holy Vampire Coffins” screamed the Vampire Crocodile.

“May be we can postpone the program and you can use this Garnier Pure Active Neem so that you will get better” the Vampire Bat came up with the opinion.

“Yes, do it please. Tell them that I have been called by the Vampire Secret Service on a mission to save the world from a zombie apocalypse” said Dracula as he kick-started the vampire chariot.

“All vampires disperse and spread the news” proclaimed the Vampire Bat, as the meeting ended.

The Vampire Cat and the Vampire Crow were sent to the members of the community with information about the next possible date of the sermon, and a packet of Garnier Pure Active Neem was also sent to each one of them to make sure that nobody gets pimples anymore. The Vampire Penguin decided to stay and wait for the next occasion.

This blog post is in relation with the contest organized by Garnier Pure Active Neem (Garnier Skin Naturals) in association with indiblogger related to the problems related to pimples that common people face in their daily life. Thanks to Garnier India and Indiblogger for the wonderful opportunity. Please check the websites for further details: bit.ly/GPABlogLinkIndiBloggerActivity and bit.ly/GarnierPureActiveNeemWebsite

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