At the land of the dead, the Vampire Bat, the Vampire Owl and Lady Death goes on a walk. There is a certain confusion about who is dead and who is not, considering the immortality clause to which the vampires are bound, and also concerning the limits of Lady Death’s domain, related to how far she can travel to collect the souls. As they navigated on the death-ship deeper into the lands, they come across the great sins.
Vampire Owl: Well, she is pretty; not simply pretty, but very attractive.
Lady Death: It is the first deadly sin. It has just taken the form of the lady which is now the default form, and is known by the title, Queen Lust. You shouldn’t fall for her.
Vampire Bat: But aren’t the sins supposed to be in hell, with the Devil?
Lady Death: Well, some places where I reside are also called hell, my dear vampires. Hell is a word, but reality has much more to it. I have myself converted many parts of the world into hell or much worse.
Vampire Bat: I did guess that earlier.
Vampire Owl: I think that we should tell that guy on her side to stop eating. He is so fat.
Lady Death: Well, you can’t ask Mr. Gluttony to stop eating because without that, he really won’t live up-to his name. The person sleeping on the sofa on his right side is Mr. Sloth who is his best friend. You know that some humans only serve these two by eating and sleeping all the time. So, it helps to work together.
Vampire Owl: Lets go into that castle then. Is it really made of gold?
Lady Death: It is the home of Lord Avarice, known in your land as Greed. You don’t want to go in there. You will find all the gold there, but no food and no path that leads outside. In simple words, there will be no escape.
Vampire Owl: I was never really planning to go inside.
Vampire Bat: This journey is refreshing. All the sins are wandering around as if this is the world of true sin. You have a nice navigation device here.
Vampire Owl: Wait! Do I smell something burning?
Lady Death: Oh! That should be Mr. Wrath. He just hates everyone. I believe that he just got angry again and is burning a few more souls. He can’t help it.
Vampire Bat: Such violence that humans have in them and those inherited!
Vampire Owl: Oh my God! Is that person on the top of that tower of bodies trying jump from the top and commit suicide?
Lady Death: That should be Lady Vanity. She keeps boasting about something all the time. She just can’t stop telling everyone how awesome she is and how pathetic everyone else happens to be. Once, I listened to what she had to say, and I wanted to jump into the lake of the dead, but then I realized that as I am Lady Death, I can only float over that lake.
Vampire Owl: If any of your uncles are marrying again, I think that we should recommend this lady to them.
Vampire Bat: They will find her here when they are dead and buried.
Vampire Owl: By the way, do you see this lady who is stalking us from behind the walls of fire? She has been there for a very long time. What does she want?
Lady Death: Well, she is Miss Envy, known at the other side of the lake of the dead as True Poison. She keeps checking for all who navigates through the land of the dead. She wants to have everything that we possess. She is ranked number two in the Sin Quality Analysis after Lady Vanity. But I strongly believe that Miss Envy will gain the lead in the next century when humanity goes to the verge of extinction and there is not much to boast about for Lady Vanity. It is the time when Mr. Gluttony will cease to exist.
Vampire Bat: Actually we can find all these people inside humans. When we go back, we should check and see how well these sins are working there.
Vampire Owl: Yes, there will be a minimum of one sin for each person in most cases. We have seen them all. I think that it is enough and we should stop the navigation.
Lady Death: Your will shall be done.
***The images used in this blog post are from the Official Facebook Page of the movie, Hotel Transylvania.