Four Cups of Tea

The best incidents in the vampire world have always managed to begin with tea. The reason for this is that no vampire ever wakes up without smelling tea from the sleep or having that perfect tea dream which makes it the only non bloody thing that can be perfectly shared between vampires and humans. It has also eternally kept the werewolves and zombies away because they have never been the people of the tea, and it has been a title reserved for the vampires under the immortal clause 99A-2Z.

Yes, vampires do keep the people away, it has been the twenty seventh super power which they are known to possess. It has been officially recognized in thirteen realms of magic. But it has only did people good because the great vampire team has been mostly angry and none of them has ever fallen in love. They were always beyond that, of a higher existence. Still, there is that girl walking outside. She has been walking around with that phone for quite a long time. Who might be calling her? Vampire Bat finds her to be extremely cute…

Vampire Owl: You are going very far away from the topic.

Vampire Bat: What? Oh, yes. What was I talking about? Yes, the meeting which had the awesome tea.

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So, the Vampire Bat hasn’t been always into meetings due to the same reason. He doesn’t meet other bloggers, even though he has met a few this year as they were brought together by fate. Still, the Vampire Bat decided to get the Yellow Vampire Mobile and travel on it to the meeting point which was many pot-holes and a lot of congested traffic away from his place. But the Vampire Bat knew that the time has come for him to come out of the shadows to enter the list of friends belonging to the living.

Vampire Hamster: Excuse me, Sir Vampire Bat. Do you travel on a mobile phone? Is that the Asus Zenfone 5?

Vampire Bat: What? No! Its like the Batmobile. Kindly stop talking if you really want to hear the full story.

Vampire Owl: Typical question from a vampire apprentice who doesn’t come to the blood sucking tutorials. You please continue, Mr. Vampire Bat.

The Vampire Bat had the meeting with the Man Who Lives, as the world of the undead met the world of the living at the land which is known to mankind as Cochin. Then we made to KR Bakes where we decided to not choose the Puffs with the dead and had Vegetable Puffs in the name of the immortal WordPress blogs. There, we also had four cups of tea and discussed very interesting things like life before death, movies of the soul, Kerala and the Middle East, how to have a job and not to, how the bats and owls are doing in the world of chaos etc.

As the Vampire Bat was once hitย on the head with a selfie stick, he made the decision not to bring a selfie here. It was actually an accident, but that too counts. He never really encouraged the selfies even though he did pose on a few occasions just because they were taken and his absence would mean that his immortality had expired. The Vampire Bat has asked Uncle Dracula to declare this stick as a dangerous weapon along with the silver stakes, but that is pending approval from the vampire elders and the Elite Vampire Club.

Vampire Bat: So, my dear vampire team, please say this together with me.

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Vampires [together]: We would like to thank the Man Who Lives, and also all his tranquility for bringing the meeting of the Living and the Undead at oneย place where there was awesome tea and Vegetable Puffs.

Vampire Bat: Please note this down in the New Vampire Book of Eternity, on page number thirteen.

Vampire Hamster: As you say, Sir Vampire Bat. I am going to work on that.

***This is the story of my first unofficial blogger meet with any blogger I have known before ๐Ÿ˜€ There were no photos taken, and so please adjust with the photos from the Official Facebook of the movie, Hotel Transylvania ๐Ÿ˜›

TeNy

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21 thoughts on “Four Cups of Tea

  1. You people discussed movies, roads, politics, jobs, UAE, Global warming, Ozone layer, and everything else on earth..except girlfriends!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜›

    The “vamobile” works well even on bad roads, it seems.. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Anyway, no excuse is enough for not clicking selfies…. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  2. Interesting memoir… Good enough to be recorded in that book of eternity ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Going out and meeting people once in a while is a great change, especially if they are from the blogosphere.
    Also,Your writing style including all those clauses, apprentices and cute girls made it a fun read ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Chalo… did the man who lives make you believe mankind is less evil vampire bat right?… I was absent from that story telling session with that vampire hamster and vampire owl and frankly I don’t think Uncle Dracula approves self in the vampy vampy community… you see you guys have huge superity complex so not approached to be part of the meeting or community… so asked a question… do they make tea out of coconut milk out there(:… Man who Lives says men have taken peacocks to the zoos, will you spot a dancing peacock on the zooo your going to visit… enjoy your tea… please sent me a coconut biscuit(:…will eat it while reading vampire bat life stories…. ok donee goodday

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