Vampire Hamster: All Hail the Lord Protractor, the greatest of our times, and the undisputed ruler of the New Vampire World!
Vampire Bat: It is Lord Protector! Stop reminding me of my terrible Mathematics teacher.
Vampire Hamster: Oh! My bad. I am still getting closer to it. Last time I had said Lord Potato. Don’t you remember? Please notice the improvement and give a recommendation to Lord Dracula to reward me.
Vampire Owl: I think he passed the tenth exams when free A+ were given by the government, forget the memory problems – he can remember his mistakes, but not the corrections. This is also the reason why one should have passed the tenth a lot earlier. Even the cat who came into the examination hall to catch a lizard managed to get out with full A+. What is wrong with the humans these days?
Vampire Bat: Well, things could get much worse with humans and their politics. It is actually nice that we have our own realm here. And what is that smell? Is it from the graveyard which is below the house or is the smell from the house itself? There is belief that there are souls trapped inside the walls of this castle house.
Vampire Hamster: I had discovered the source very early, but forgot that exactly fifty four seconds ago, sir. I even recorded my loss of memory on my new tablet phone. Can we take a selfie right now? I haven’t updated my Facebook profile picture for the last five years or so.
Vampire Bat: Who put him on duty here? Where is the Vampire Crocodile? And the Vampire Alligator? He is supposed to be in charge of the internal duties. This is not the place for him.
Vampire Owl: I think that everyone is on leave due to the after-effects of the grand party. The program was too huge, and vampires are not known to be people of parties. You don’t even want to know what the Vampire Penguin has been doing.
Vampire Bat: No, I don’t want to know that at all. But we have to find where that foul smell is coming from. Our life depends on it. What if Uncle Dracula gets that smell and faints? We don’t even have an adult heir to the throne yet. We immediately need to go from #SmellyToSmiley.
Vampire Hamster: There was a party? Did I miss a blood bath? I am going to sue my phone – there was supposed to be a reminder there.
Vampire Owl: I am more worried about making this place better for the vampire elders. It is a mess. They are not going to like this at all.
Vampire Bat: Is that smell from the kitchen? It is not good.
Vampire Owl: I think that it is from the bathroom, or the bedroom attached with the bathroom.
Vampire Bat: It is from that fish which the Vampire Cat had brought here and left without finishing. How many times do I have to tell him? He has to think about the good of the whole vampire community instead of being so selfish.
Vampire Owl: I don’t think that it was ever part of his plan.
Vampire Hamster: I have sprayed Ambi Pur everywhere, sir. I even got rid of the garbage as the trash van had arrived.
Vampire Owl: I don’t believe this. He is not supposed to have done things correctly. Something is not right here.
Vampire Bat: Are you sure you did what was needed and not something else which puts us directly into trouble? I have my doubts.
Vampire Hamster: I don’t even remember the thing called trouble; I don’t know the meaning, sir.
Vampire Owl: See! The memory problem is working positively. He is a strong fighter against odour. We should officially give him some title related to his special skills. What about the Defender of the Fragrance Reloaded?
Vampire Bat: That was not really the role in which I expected him. Is it truly you or the Vampire Panda in disguise?
Vampire Hamster: Ambi Pur worked like a dream, sir. It was easy to get rid of the odour. I even remember that name this time. It has easily gone #SmellyToSmiley.
Vampire Bat: Yes, this is getting better. You knew that he could do better, didn’t you, Mr. Owl? Wait! What is the cricket bat for? I thought you hated cricket. You even led a movement against Cricket World Cup and fought to get it banned in the New Vampire World, and it was even somewhat successful.
Vampire Owl: This is for the Vampire Cat. I am going to deal with his fishy love with the fish. I have to make use of this bat in one way or the other. After all, vampires don’t play cricket any more, not with the new rules for sure.
Vampire Hamster: All Hail the Lord Potato!
Vampire Owl: What? No! Here goes the improvement, all the way down the abyss. Not a good sign for substitute guards and caretakers.
Vampire Hamster: All Hail the Lord Protractor!
Vampire Bat: Never mind. Nothing has been said, and there is nothing to be done. At least we got the Ambi Pur with us and it did work so well. And the foul smell has disappeared, and it was what mattered the most. Just get rid of the incense sticks and flowers. They were never really suiting the castle house architecture.
***The image used in this blog post is from the Ambi Pur contest page at BlogAdda.