Vampires Like to Move It

Vampire Owl: This is kind of weird. In the name of Uncle Dracula and all the elder vampires, tell me that this is not happening.

Vampire Bat: Yes, this is happening. They like to move it, and move it again.

Vampire Owl: What? No! They are not supposed to be good dancers. They are just a group of vampire apprentices. The Vampire Cat there is pretending to dance – he is actually looking at others and moving his legs to the front and back.

Vampire Bat: Yes, but they have been training to participate in the dance program organized by the World Vampire Council as part of the anniversary of the first great vampire victory over the zombies to claim the New Vampire World.

Vampire Owl: Can you see how they are dancing? I think that the stage will fall on their heads. Look at Vampire Hamster, he is forgetting his steps before he even understands it. I don’t understand the point. And what is it that the Vampire Penguin is singing? Vampire Panda is singing something else at the same time. There is no focus and there is no skill. What are these people trying to do? Wait! Is Uncle Dracula aware of this? This is like jumping into the Pit of Death.

Vampire Bat: Let me make one thing perfectly clear. We no longer have the Pit of Death. We sold it to the Dark Elves at OLX. The maintenance was getting a little bit difficult, as you know the pit has no bottom and we can never really clean it completely. The zombie labour has also become so costly and our apprentices are too lazy. And why are you underestimating the power of a common vampire? We are all artists because we don’t automatically go to become engineers just because our parents tell us to do that.

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Vampire Owl: Can’t you see that mess? Don’t you get it? They are going to be laughed at. There is no way these people are going to make any positive impact there. The legendary vampires are going to be there. After this is over, we won’t be even able to borrow money from the International Vampire Fund. Come on, I need some relief fund for polishing my fangs. How can I apply for that?

Vampire Bat: This is why someone is going to teach them how to dance. He is the master of the coolest steps anybody can take on stage. He is like the legend in this, and he is going to dance with them, right at the middle. He is human, but has agreed to join us because he is cool and we are cold-blooded.

Vampire Owl: You mean Hritik Roshan? Prabhu Deva? Varun Dhawan from ABCD 2? An unknown vampire pretending as human?

Vampire Bat: What? No! It is Allu Arjun. Why are you going to too many places when it is written on the banner over there? All these years traveling around South India, especially Kerala is of no use to you, it seems.

Vampire Owl: Oh yes! I didn’t notice that. This is going to be too good then. He is going to make it awesome! But still, the music side is left with no hope. There is the need for someone to take care of that too. And please don’t make the Vampire Crocodile do that; the Lake Placid music is something which cannot be tolerated.

Vampire Bat: Which is why Anushka Manchanda is going to be here. She will be the one singing and will also arrange everything else, and the vampire team will just do the lip sync. She will also give a few lessons at the vampire schools around.

Vampire Owl: She is going to be here? I always wanted her autograph. I also wish to take a selfie with her.

Vampire Bat: The highlight of the program is going to be at that moment when his dance steps and her voice comes together – it will last four minutes and fifty seven seconds in total. The vampire team won’t have much to do because all the focus are going to be on these two on that day.

Vampire Owl: I can’t imagine the energy there. It is going to be electrifying. I feel that may be it can lift a weak elder vampire out of his wheel chair.

Vampire Bat: That is disrespectful. The elder vampires are supposed to be on their chairs. It is challed the Throne of the Elders for a reason. They have attached wheels to it so that they don’t have to strain too much. But yes, if the deadly combination of Anushka Manchanda and Allu Arjun can’t make someone stand up from their seats, nobody else can. It will be the #MaxFreshMove moment!

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Vampire Owl: I thought that Uncle Dracula was against too much dance and music – how did he end up agreeing?

Vampire Bat: I told him the names, Anushka Manchanda and Allu Arjun, along with giving him some videos of their performances. He instantly agreed and even telephoned Mavis to return from school for the program.

Vampire Owl: I hear a car stopping outside, or it might be my seventh sense.

Vampire Bat: Car on the vampire grounds? It seems that at least one of them has reached here early.

They heard a beautiful voice singing “Ek Main Aur Ek Tu” and could also hear dance steps making way through the dark passage which connected the auditorium and the garage. The lights were switched on and they automatically converged and focused on two people, and the two who were dressed in black separated to divide the lights.

Vampire Owl: Yes, they are here. We are saved. Glory to the vampire elders.

Vampire Bat: Come on everyone, we have work to do!

Vampire Panda: Oh my dear Anushka!

Vampire Bat: What? Your Anushka? Just don’t overdo it.

***The images used in this blog post are from the Official Facebook Pages of these two special celebrities whom I have been talking about.

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TeNy

The Max Fresh Move

There might be nobody in the South who doesn’t know Allu Arjun. A more intersting fact is that there might be not many people in Kerala who doesn’t know him. Well, Kerala’s love story has been mostly with the Tamil movies and those wonderful actors who have been mostly acting in the movies from the state which shares the most boundary with Kerala. Well, the credit should mostly go to two of his movies, Arya and Happy which were dubbed into Malayalam from Telugu and were big hits here.

Other movies like Bunny, Desamuduru and Parugu were also dubbed into Malayalam. Arya 2 was also a big hit in Kerala. He was recently in Kerala to promote his movie Son of Satyamurthi and there is no stopping his influence here, as he is more like Mallu Arjun here. As people would expect, it is all about the moves. The dance sequences make him the crowd favourite – he is the only person whose poster was around our department in college, and that too in that dancing pose.

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About Anushka Manchanda, “Na Jaane” from I, Me Aur Main is my favourite song sung from her, and another remix, “Dum Maaro Dum” comes next. Along with Shreya Ghoshal and Andreah Jeremiah, she might be the prettiest singers around. When dance and song comes together, there is nothing like this combination of Allu and Anushka. There will be such amazing energy when they are around. It is all about energizing life with #MaxFreshMove.

There are too many of ordinary days in our life. Most of the time, these days bring nothing interesting at all, but not if these two are around. There are those usual moments, and then there are the moments of #MaxFreshMove. Consider a beautiful monsoon day morning; it is dark and you have just had a cup of tea – what can such a performance do to your day other than making it closer to an early perfection?

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Most of the Keralites would agree to this combination, no doubt about it. There will be no shortage of energy – some of the malls around here surely needs something like this powerful combination. It is a dull world as of now, as people only flock to one particular mall, and at most of those places nothing interesting really happens – even the selection of movies at the multiplexes are pretty much bad. There are movies which won’t release there and there are a few others which disappear too fast.

A few amazing things would include having a movie in which these two are performing, Anushka with the music and also a little bit of dance, and Allu with most of those steps. I have heard from people about Allu Arjun being able to dance even when the world is going to end – some fans considered it as a negative opinion, but I would say that it is more of a compliment, no matter what the real intention was. It takes a lot of skill to do what he has been doing in the last few years – bringing the #MaxFreshMove.

Even if it is for the movie song, I would surely prefer Anushka as the pair for him; as the magical voice can join with some nice moves from herself too. Allu Arjun has the energy in the dance which can make things happen, and so it can only get better with this beautiful lady around. It can be a dream sequence somewhere far away, because it is a dream combination with them together. We need some dance and music, and then Allu Arjun and Anushka Manchanda become the dream with #MaxFreshMove!

***The images used in this blog post are from the Official Facebook Pages of these two special celebrities whom I have been talking about.

I am blogging for #MaxFreshMove activity atBlogAdda.com. Are you?

TeNy